after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
