i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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