is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
