Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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