you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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