What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
