i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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