she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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