We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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