There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
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