Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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