MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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