You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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