It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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