dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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