Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize
