no. you can't hotbox the world.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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