she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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