i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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