How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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