you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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