So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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