I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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