do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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