curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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