maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
