I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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