There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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