Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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