You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
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