i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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