Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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