The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Randomize
