The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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