you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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