I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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