This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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