Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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