im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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