I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
