Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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