I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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