She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Shame - the story of my life.
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