No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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