Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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