he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Boobs speak an international language.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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