On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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