you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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