PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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