i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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